Christian Grey, Classicly Creepy

While fans are debating this shot (sexy or stalker??) from the highly anticipated Fifty Shades of Grey movie, starring Jamie Dornan as the 50-shades-of-fucked-up Christian Grey, we decided we’d take a stab at just what he’s thinking at this creep-tastic moment, inspired by his classic catch phrases. Suburban moms, beware! This creep could be lurking outside your home, waiting to de-flower your daughters!

“I found some baby oil. Let me rub it on your behind.”

“I’ll be watching you from outside your window. Laters, baby.”

“Don’t bite your lip. You know it makes me murdery.”

What do you think is going through stalker-seductive Christian’s mind?

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